Wednesday, November 30, 2011

A Day in the Life of the World's Most Interesting and Successful Person

12:30 pm - Crack of dawn wake-up 


2:58 pm - A king's feast 


4:03 pm - Unraveling the mysteries of the universe 


7:40 pm - A bit of independent leisure time 


9:13 pm - Composing an audio masterpiece 


11:04 pm - Drifting into peaceful unconsciousness at the thought of another productive day in the books


2 comments:

  1. Okay I'm stalking your blog now but your comments section seems a little too barren for how funny this is. Also, this is a perfect example of my days now as a graduate too.

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    1. Thanks! There's nothing that makes you miss college more than when you're trying to open a can of $0.99 store-brand macaroni with scissors.

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